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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Words and images from an overly obsessive 19 year-old with a penchant for languages and paper.</description><title>Stalking and Cake</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @stalkingandcake)</generator><link>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>jesuschristvevo:

i cannot trust any hot person who is nice to me
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jesuschristvevo.tumblr.com/post/36917231030/i-cannot-trust-any-hot-person-who-is-nice-to-me"&gt;jesuschristvevo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;i cannot trust any hot person who is nice to me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/36982006229</link><guid>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/36982006229</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2012 17:24:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mac64ixT2l1rgrfiko1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mac64ixT2l1rgrfiko2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mac64ixT2l1rgrfiko3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mac64ixT2l1rgrfiko4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/36981998561</link><guid>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/36981998561</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2012 17:24:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>adrianamorera:

A child’s curious eyes wander while her mother...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md2cvvEY4B1rt9yozo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://adrianamorera.tumblr.com/post/35214370712/a-childs-curious-eyes-wander-while-her-mother" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;adrianamorera&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;A child’s curious eyes wander while her mother sells ethnic pieces of art, Laos&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/35627740106</link><guid>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/35627740106</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2012 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>tolstory:

yo consent is important
you gotta ask the cutie before you touch the booty
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tolstory.tumblr.com/post/34688734843"&gt;tolstory&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yo consent is important&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you gotta ask the cutie before you touch the booty&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/34822826912</link><guid>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/34822826912</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2012 06:51:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>chaystar:

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chaystar.net/post/34545518125/100-sure-im-ugly-as-hell-and-yet-i-still-expect"&gt;chaystar&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/34624413340</link><guid>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/34624413340</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2012 02:14:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>pumpkinbutterdanipie:

hatewizard:

oh my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmka3ZvFj1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pumpkinbutterdanipie.tumblr.com/post/34534086514/hatewizard-oh-my-god-a-lkdsjfoiejakldjflk"&gt;pumpkinbutterdanipie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hatewizard.tumblr.com/post/34533531714/oh-my-god"&gt;hatewizard&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oh my god.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;a;lkdsjfoiejakldjflk&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/34624191021</link><guid>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/34624191021</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2012 02:07:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Replace London with Tokyo and English with Japanese and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7fx1a0Wlb1qcsnnso1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Replace London with Tokyo and English with Japanese and that’ll be me in a few months!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/34408081981</link><guid>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/34408081981</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2012 07:13:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>someecards:

You’re the only white guy whose lever I’ll be...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgmh9xmEX1qzn9pno1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://someecards.tumblr.com/post/34304247010/youre-the-only-white-guy-whose-lever-ill-be" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;someecards&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;You’re the only white guy whose lever I’ll be pulling this November.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.someecards.com/flirting-cards/vote-november-sex-election-flirt-funny-ecard"&gt;Via someecards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/34351781358</link><guid>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/34351781358</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2012 04:53:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbcwtn8oI11raf2azo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/33946642579</link><guid>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/33946642579</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2012 03:41:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a..."</title><description>“If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a girl laugh well than try to turn me on with long, silent, soulful, secret looks. If you can laugh with a woman, everything else falls into place.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Richard Burton (via &lt;a href="http://cordura.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;cordura&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/33150301657</link><guid>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/33150301657</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2012 04:29:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hakyoku:

Tokyo Tower Begin Night (by yyy100)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maypixU2Mc1r358v3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hakyoku.tumblr.com/post/32413981715/tokyo-tower-begin-night-by-yyy100"&gt;hakyoku&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tokyo Tower Begin Night (by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/superyyy100/8022706193/"&gt;yyy100&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/32794235707</link><guid>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/32794235707</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2012 03:20:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to you
</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/32581723114</link><guid>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/32581723114</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2012 03:51:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>vvierd:

how can i get a sexy body but without changing my unhealthy diet and no exercise
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vvierd.tumblr.com/post/26398044191"&gt;vvierd&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;how can i get a sexy body but without changing my unhealthy diet and no exercise&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/32581568873</link><guid>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/32581568873</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2012 03:46:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>humansofnewyork:

This girl was smart as a whip. When I walked...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matwr9OZsG1qggwnvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.humansofnewyork.com/post/32166284369/this-girl-was-smart-as-a-whip-when-i-walked-by"&gt;humansofnewyork&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This girl was smart as a whip. When I walked by, she was MOVING to the music—hands up, head nodding, shoulders swinging. I really wanted to take her photo, so I walked up to the nearest adult and asked: “Does she belong to you?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Suddenly, the music stopped, and I heard: “I BELONG TO MYSELF.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/32483528651</link><guid>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/32483528651</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2012 19:06:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqvvaYNQC1qg80h7o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/32089762403</link><guid>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/32089762403</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2012 21:25:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ready4royalty:


A young Wallis Simpson

She was so pretty!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mapwri0Zxg1rp574ho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ready4royalty.tumblr.com/post/32002267365/a-young-wallis-simpson-she-was-so-pretty"&gt;ready4royalty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A young Wallis Simpson&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She was &lt;em&gt;so&lt;/em&gt; pretty!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/32031102123</link><guid>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/32031102123</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2012 00:39:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>wankercat:

No means No - Good dating advice, and a short Spanish lesson.
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wankercat.tumblr.com/post/25553579002/no-means-no-good-dating-advice-and-a-short"&gt;wankercat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;No means No&lt;/strong&gt; - Good dating advice, and a short Spanish lesson.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/31975408626</link><guid>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/31975408626</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2012 03:54:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>imprecise:

DSbuilder
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_manzvwJkGj1r3dkygo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imprecise.tumblr.com/post/31936602527/dsbuilder"&gt;imprecise&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/3ccmidwest/5957748181/"&gt;DSbuilder&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/31946242062</link><guid>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/31946242062</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 18:37:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>so where is the passion when you need it the most?: important</title><description>&lt;a href="http://brian-fish.tumblr.com/post/31864435774"&gt;so where is the passion when you need it the most?: important&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://apiphile.tumblr.com/post/11578529443/okay-because-amy-is-not-abiding-by-the-rules-i-am"&gt;apiphile&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Have you ever thought “Man, I feel impossibly shitty and I don’t know why”?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Run through this checklist &lt;em&gt;before you do anything else&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;What have I eaten in the last 24 hours? Is it enough? &lt;em&gt;If not, go and eat some food, you butt&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Am I hydrated? &lt;em&gt;If not, put some fluids in your…&lt;/em&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/31906034722</link><guid>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/31906034722</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 00:01:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me."</title><description>“Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Riccardo Tisci (via &lt;a href="http://cordura.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;cordura&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/31905580050</link><guid>http://stalkingandcake.tumblr.com/post/31905580050</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2012 23:52:12 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
